This is a slam poem that I wrote and I am speaking the slam poem to you right now with my mouth.

My second slam poem is called “My Second Slam Poem by Perd Hapley” by Perd Hapley.

Perd Hapley, Parks and Recreation (via orangepenguino)

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edwardspoonhands:

Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.

(Source: wildpens)

frobrobaggins:

So today there was this really old guy at at my family’s Easter dinner that I’ve never met before and we talked for a while and then he was like “Has anyone ever told you that you’re pretty?” And I was just thinking like, “Okay, let’s get this over with… Here come the creepy compliments from old family members” and I was like “Yeah, sometimes people do.” and then he was like “Well, don’t believe them” and it was a total plot twist

kafers:

It took me a couple of seconds to realise this was not, in fact, a stick riding valiantly through the water. But whatever; go forth, mighty stick! Conquer your dreams.

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gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via antinnyworld)

musical-theatree:

instead of making movie adaptions of musicals, release the pro shot of the original broadway cast. billions of problems solved.

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klyc:

First of all HOW DARE YOU
Secondly WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

WHAT

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icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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